I lived in Cleveland now I live in Los Angeles

Hello again! I wanted to tell everyone that I no longer reside in Cleveland, Ohio ( A magical land full of good people, great food, sports woes, and booze that should cost what it costs) but that I have picked up my life and moved it to Los Angeles (basically Hell’s Green Room) . By the way, my life fits perfectly in the trunk of a Hyundai Sonata.

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I had to.  I didn’t want to.  I have been a working stand up comic for 11 years and it was time to take inventory.  Did I want to continue traveling the country all year, playing such exotic locations as: (I won’t list them because there are too many to remember and I don’t want to offend anyone living in the worst places on earth.  If you are reading this and you feel this last comment pertains to you, it does.  Just remember you can move at anytime.  You really can!) I was never home and my career wasn’t getting any more fruitful.  They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.  I say insanity is eating strawberry yogurt out of your underwear with a fork while watching a marathon of “Rizzoli and Isles”.  I needed to switch it up.

This is when you leave, when you’re ready to go.  Unfortunately, I waited until I was a grey haired, balding almost 40 year old to make my big move.  I can’t begin to describe how hot of a commodity white, middle aged, straight guy is in Hollywood these days but, take it from me, ITS RED HOT. Look out millennials you’re new obsession has arrived!

Anyways, its really good to be out here and making all sorts of new friends! (on Facebook). More later! 


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